Long hard day? Kids driving you nuts? Boss on your ass? Bills piling up? Car broke down? Stress upon stress, upon stress?
For all the reasons in all our live's that we think, want to say, or do say "PHUCKIT, " you need Phuckit Coffee!
Obviously, we can’t punish your kids, or punch your co-workers, boss, or neighbors in the throat, or disappear the bill collector, or drop kick the weatherman.
BUT what we can get you is great phucking coffee at what-the-phuck prices.
That’s ‘The not so PC Joe!’
Snooty Specialty & Premium Coffees at the BEST pricing you can find!
Every Coffee we sell is the top 10% of all coffees harvested in the world. Click the info button next to each product to learn about it's origin, process, and specs & certs.
Fast Roasting and FREE Delivery begins within 24hrs from purchase
Your order is processed, roasted, and shipped in gusseted bags 24 hours from purchase. You will be drinking your premium or specialty coffee 3 to 7 days from purchase.
help us help
We Give a Phuck!
Lot's of people need help to prevent them from saying "Phuckit!"
100% of our profits, not otherwise spoken for , go to 4Amanda.OrgLearn More
We give ten percent of our profits to non-profit charities each quarter.
You help us decide where those monies go, and help us identify new needs.
We let you know where the money went and how it helps.
We Actually Do Give a Phuck!
Your purchase can help others with situations that make them want to say Phuckit!
Ten percent of our profits will be donated to non-profit charities registered in the United States each quarter.
But who are we to say who those charities should be when it comes to your spending. So, when you make a purchase, we want you to tell us where you would like money to go.
If you do not know a name of an organization, you can simply write Cancer, or Poverty, or Animals, etc, and we’ll handle the rest.
There are some rules however. We cannot donate to a non-profit to benefit an individual person, we cannot donate to politically affiliated non-profits (known as 527’s), and we cannot donate to religious non-profits.
Each quarter – with your permission, of course -- we’ll shoot you an email or text telling you where the money went.
Last updated February 1, 2022
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1402 Grandin Rd SW
Roanoke, VA, 24015
Toll Free +1-833-657-3337
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Last updated February 1, 2022
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If any complaint with us is not satisfactorily resolved, you can contact the Complaint Assistance Unit of the Division of Consumer Services of the California Department of Consumer Affairs in writing at 1625 North Market Blvd., Suite N 112, Sacramento, California 95834 or by telephone at (800) 952-5210 or (916) 445-1254.
In order to resolve a complaint regarding the Site or to receive further information regarding use of the Site, please contact us at:
Phuckit Brands, LLC
1402 Grandin Rd SW
Roanoke, VA, 24015
Toll Free +1-833-657-3337